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VITAL INFORMATION

Sex:
Who's offering?
Age: Ahhhh, come on!
Height: 6'5"
Hair: blonde (when it stays)
Eyes: two

Rank: Special Agent 0013
Assignment: K.I.L.R.O.Y. Agent (among others)
Specialties: I make a mean omelette
Secret Move: The three point exploding palm technique
Licensed to Kill Since: 7/7/2006
# of Kills: Do cockroaches count?
Last Known Whereabouts: Phoenix


BACKGROUND INFORMATION

Previous Assignments:
RKFSR, KKDJ, KEDJ, KPTY, KTAR, KZON, KZSR
Training: California State University, Fresno and a masters from the school of hard knocks.

ACCESS INFORMATION

Email: deadairdave0013@mac.com
Phone: 602.300.8410

Related Links: K.I.L.R.O.Y. (coming soon!)

Philosophy:
Nietzche
Style:
The art of fighting without fighting
Drink of Choice:
Guinness
Band of Choice:
Gypsies
Kryptonite Band:
Mimes
Guilty Pleasure Band:
Puleeze!
Default Album:
"Flood" by They Might Be Giants


While Agent 0013 isn't cool enough to be a character in an Ian Flemming novel, his collection of Mid-Century Modern furnishings makes him feel as if he lives like one.
 
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